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As Iran Shoots Down Drone, Bolton Suffers Near-Fatal Orgasm

As reports came in yesterday that Iran had taken responsibility for destroying an American drone which they claim had been in their airspace, National Security Advisor John Bolton was rushed to a Washington D.C. hospital facility for what doctors have confirmed was a near-fatal orgasm relating to the news.  Bolton …

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Tiffany to Visit Trump on Father’s Day!

Tiffany, the cousin Oliver of the Trump family, is reportedly trying to escape today in the one covered wagon circling the caravan of Native Americans. One reportedly Jewish Native American called her a “Schwartze” and then rode off to seek Big Bart. The village reportedly helped her, but it was hard for …

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