Ilhan Omar Demands White House Recognize Pon Farr Holiday

Once upon a time, America was a Christian nation. That’s it. Literally, every resident citizen was a Christian. And if you weren’t, you had better become one soon because the good Christians of the country were not going to accommodate your pagan cult traditions. Immigrants to the New World had …

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Trump To Ban Muslammics From Military Service

As President Trump once said, “There’s all these terrorists, all these attacks and they’re all of a particular religion. Something is going on there.” Truer words have never been spoken and upon taking office, the President began to see about taking steps to prevent more “somethings” from taking place here. …

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Obama Leading Reagan For New Face on 100 Dollar Bill

The year 2020 will mark the time that America’s one-hundred dollar bill will require it’s redesign.  In retiring the old Benjamin Franklin note, the United States Treasury Department put out a call to determine who would be the next dignitary to grace our currency.  After eliminating such notables as Rev. …

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Pelosi Passes Out Drunk at Memorial Day BBQ

Well, it looks like Speaker of the House and notorious liquor queen Nancy Pelosi has done it again.  At the fifth annual Congressional Memorial Day Bar-B-Q, the Maven of Mogen David had a few too many, and ended up passed out on the lawn in a puddle of her own …

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Obama Cancels Memorial Day Speech at Benghazi Monument

Today is Memorial Day, a day of solemn respect and tribute for the men and women of America’s armed forces who sacrificed everything for the security of our country.  It’s a day of many speeches and flag-raisings, mostly from those who held commanding positions, who suffered themselves through the fog …

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